The Beheading of a Queen

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A Queen will be beheaded. Just another fun day in Dahae #94 
Please read the below to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean
Enjoy

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That long march to attack used to make me smile
And I knew if I send my lancers
That the flames would be my backup dancers
And maybe they’d be rebuilding for a while

But this Monday made us shiver
as MGD made HV quiver
War was on the doorstep
MGD, got some pep in their step.

I’m sure some of them cried
When those HV troops had all died.
Whole hives burning they were fried
Something touched me deep inside
The day the HV Queen had died
So

[Chorus]
Bye, bye Queens hero will die
She set a rally and all of her t4 Died
Darkthornes troops, all t4 Survived
And that Queen’s hero was captured alive
This’ll be the reason she dies

Did you see what she wrote in chat
How it was all our fault, and all that
Even if her facts were wrong.
Do you believe that HV blamed us?
Can they really think that, I guess they must?
And can you teach me how to rally real slow?

Well, you sent your troops right at him
I know that you’re mad at him
You set your cores up, they had to be used
Glorious Victory for Dark, I heard “WOO HOO”s!

I was reinforcing him, so It wasn’t luck
His stronghold was solid, His gear didn’t suck
We all watched, none came back out of the muck
We started singin’

[Chorus]
Bye, bye Queens hero will die
She set a rally and all of her t4 Died
Darkthornes troops, all t4 Survived
And that Queen’s hero was captured alive
This’ll be the reason she dies

Now, for two days, we’ve been on our own
Watching HV moan and groan,
That’s just how it always seems to be

When the jester sang for the king and queen
(I love the title of jester, BTW, don’t sing this part, just me
breaking the 4th wall here)
HV accused us of being mean
And then the outpourings of support came to MGD

Then the ports to our hive went down
The allies and friends filled our little town
The Dahae courtroom was adjourned
A GUILTY verdict was returned

While HV looked on and more people ported in
The support did make us all grin
HV realized they’d pushed ALL our patience thin
The day the HV Queen had died
We were singin’

[Chorus]
Bye, bye Queens hero will die
She set a rally and all of her t4 Died
Darkthornes troops, all t4 Survived
And that Queen’s hero was captured alive
This’ll be the reason she dies

Doc popped cores and went Helter skelter
HV ran to hide in a fallout shelter
Their power levels falling fast

Thinking they were too big, they’d get a pass
We caught a few, and they lost their ass
“Big Guns” with shields up made us laugh

Now in the air, the skirts of blue
DF and HV, I believe they knew
They really didn’t stand a chance
They knew on their graves, all of Dahae would dance

‘Cause they came to rescue that captured friend
Do you know what was revealed?
A Rally isn’t scary when it isn’t filled
For this, your Queen, shall die.
We started singin’

[Chorus]
Bye, bye Queens hero will die
She set a rally and all of her t4 Died
Darkthornes troops, all t4 Survived
And that Queen’s hero was captured alive
This’ll be the reason she dies

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A united Dahae, a warm embrace
With no time left to rally again

So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Dieifyoutry started this war by being a prick
DF is your only friend

You could almost hear Queens fits of rage
All of Dahae watching, you’re naked on stage
Balla starting rallies, then cancelling, it’s just as well
You haven’t got a chance in Hell

And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light my screen up, such a sight
I heard Fighter laughing with delight
The day the HV Queen had died
We were singin’

[Chorus]
Bye, bye Queens hero will die
She set a rally and all of her t4 Died
Darkthornes troops, all t4 Survived
And that Queen’s hero was captured alive
This’ll be the reason she dies

I got messages out of the blue
Saying HVs time had come, that they got their due
I just smiled and thanked Dahae

I remember how it used to be
When all the wars frustrated me
And we could never get along for a while

And in the forest, the tiles lay bare
The farmers sat, the miners stared
But not a word was spoken
The “peace” treaty had been broken

And the alliances I admire most
They all ported near Dark, we’re a gracious host
If HV attacks, they know they’re toast.
For this, your Queen, shall die.
All of Dahae was singing

[Chorus]
Bye, bye Queens hero will die
She set a rally and all of her t4 Died
Darkthornes troops, all t4 Survived
And that Queen’s hero was captured alive
This’ll be the reason she dies

They were singing (EVERYONE TOGETHER! With arms around each others shoulders, swaying back and forth!)

Bye, bye Queens hero will die
She set a rally and all of her t4 Died
Darkthornes troops, all t4 Survived
And that Queen’s hero was captured alive
This’ll be the reason she dies

Author: Darkthorne

I like to play and blog about games. I play a wide range of titles on various platforms i.e. PS4, PC, iOS, XBOX. MOBA, MMORPG, F2P, CCMOBA. Game of War, Overwatch, World of Warcraft, Mobile Legends, and CoD WW2. I host live streams on Twitch at www.twitch.com/dakrthornelives and Youtube at www.youtube.com as "DarkthorneX". Thanks for visiting!

6 thoughts on “The Beheading of a Queen”

  1. I let (made) my wife read it this morning. First comment “is it bad that I’m singing this?” Then “jack be nimble. I LOVE that whole line!” So she liked my favorite line too!

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